On Monday January 21st 2019 (federally observed Martin Luther King Jr Day) at around 10:30 PM, Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to the 7700 block of Lem Turner Road where a Shell station is located.
A woman was reportedly wounded after being shot.
However the woman said she performed a sex act for five dollars and a can of Pringles potato chips when her customer pulled out a gun, demanded his money back and fired off a shot which wounded her in the shoulder. The shooter then fled from the scene.
Police do not have a description of the suspect or the flavor of Pringles involved.
No, this is not satire or “fake news” – WJXT Channel 4 in Jacksonville reported it. I ate some Taco Bell across the street on Tuesday night about the same time, hoping to witness a repeat situation.